Chapter 278 – Florida Man Diagnosed with Kidney Stones after He Breaks Guinness Book World Record by Sleeping with 100 Women in One Day
The next day, as Leo promised, he announced to the refugee camps that they could go home.
Millions of elves immediately gathered in front of Leo's shopping mall as asked. Because of the massive crowd, some of them stood in the middle of the southern farm.
Because they stood in the middle of the farms, they could see the crops clearly. When the cabbages, potatoes, and oranges matured, the girls gleefully stole them.
Though most of them were ignorant of the vegetable's effects, a few of them were literate. The girl who tempted Marc yesterday pulled a massive potato from the ground. When it came out, the crowd was stunned once again.
"It's huge!"
Many green elves were vegetarians. When they saw a huge crop, they drooled as they also wanted to grow one in their home world.
"MINE!" Shamelessly, a young elf girl touched the potato and stored it in her storage ring.
"Hey! That's mine!"
"First come, first serve!"
"You…"
Similar commotions occurred as more elves ransacked the farms to steal crops. They ignored the local workers and farming mannequins in the area.
As most elves were immortals, the young workers didn't dare to stop them. As for the farm mannequins, they stood still, waiting for their master's permission.
Leo stood on the rooftop of his shopping mall, observing the chaotic crowd. He let out a long sigh as these elf women were too rowdy and unorganized.
'I shouldn't have saved them. Oh, well. Whatever.'
The faster they are gone, the better. Leo coughed and amplified his voice.
"We will now guide you home. I want you to form two lines and walk along the road toward the west! Follow after the boy with white hair and he will send you home!"
The unorganized crowd cheered and ran along the road toward the west. As they ignored lines and order, elves with a stronger cultivation base soon pushed a weaker elf to the ground. The following women never spent a second to help or look at the victim. Instead, they started stepping on each other to go home first.
Fortunately, everybody was an immortal. Even though they were stepped on, their physiques could take some punishment. Some of them crawled out of the road with difficulty, but they were internally injured.
Marc, who was the designated guide, gave up on these selfish elves. He glanced at Leo on the rooftop and spoke to him via telepathy.
"My lord, can we kill them all?"
Leo smirked, "Be patient, young Padawan. Just fly and tell them to follow you. Bring them to the flying island and point at the right portal. Make sure not to block the entrance to the agriculture realm and Orlando."
"What if they enter the cow level, my lord?"
"If they're that stupid, then they can enjoy their bonus stage."
"…You're cruel, my lord."
"I'm a benevolent lord, but I can't save stupid people."
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Marc guided the elves to the platform as instructed. But as Leo had predicted, they fought to enter the portal to their world first.
Meowmeow and Lucky stood directly in front of Orlando's portal and Agriculture Realm's portal. Because of their presence, the elves avoided them. However, the portal to the cow level was unprotected.
A small portal to the elf world was narrow. Only one or two people could enter at a time. But when a crowd of millions of elves rushed to the portal, nobody could move.
Everybody soon got stuck on the platform. They fought, scratched, and bit each other to get ahead. Still, the lucky ones managed to enter the portal in one piece.
Several elves levitated and observed the situation from above. When they noticed how unorganized the crowd was, they returned to the refugee camp and waited patiently.
Unfortunately, not everybody was that smart. They soon noticed the portals behind Lucky and Meowmeow. One of them was pushed outside, forcing her to stumble and fall next to Meowmeow.
The black-winged angel sized up the female elf. She secretly ogled her bosom and helped her up.
"Are you okay, ma'am?"
The elf kept sneaking glances at the portal to the agriculture world, "C-Can I use the portal behind you?"
Meowmeow shook his head, "That is not the right portal. It leads to a dangerous world. If you go in there, you might die."
"O-Oh. T-Thank you for your advice, sir."
"You're very polite. Say, are you single?"
"Umm, yes. Why do you ask?"
Meowmeow stroked his chin. He leaned closer to the maiden and whispered.
"I like you. Wanna stay here and be my concubine? I'm an entity. I can help you cultivate… or dual cultivate with you. I'm also one of the four heavenly kings under this domain's lord."
"…"
The woman widened her eyes in astonishment. She wanted to decline right away.
However, Meowmeow suddenly transformed into a humanoid angel. The handsome angel's face and his perfectly toned body were more attractive than male elves, causing the elf girl to be star-struck and speechless.
Meowmeow seized this opportunity and pulled her into a hug. He glanced at one of his concubines and ordered her.
"Stand in my place. Don't let anybody in."
One of the concubines "Wei Yuan" nodded and positioned herself in front of the portal.
After Wei Yuan got in position, Meowmeow dragged the elf woman into the agriculture world in glee. Without her consent, he made that girl his fifth concubine.
30 minutes into the chaos, Meowmeow and the elf woman came out of the portal. The girl was still in a daze, intoxicated by Meowmeow's hidden abilities.
Meowmeow whispered, "I will ask my lord for permission. You may reside here with us. Oh, you can stay in the agriculture world for the time being."
The elf blushed and nodded. She turned around and vanished into the portal behind Wei Yuan.
Wei Yuan dully stared at her unfaithful husband. She deeply sighed and secretly complained to him.
"How many more do you need?"
Meowmeow giggled, "Lots."
"Define 'Lots'."
"Until I have enough wife to consummate for 1,000 years without rest. You girls get tired too easily. I can't even warm up."
"…Pervert."
"Thanks!"
Their interaction didn't escape the eyes of the nearby women. Some of them saw the face of Meowmeow and had the same reaction as the lucky girl.
One of the courageous women approached Meowmeow. She boldly took off her blouse, revealing her skin.
"C-Can I…?"
Meowmeow laughed and patted the elf's head. "Of course. Elf women are beautiful by nature. If I refine you, you will be even prettier! Come with me. Let me show you what real HEAVEN is."
"Hehehe. Okay."
Again, Meowmeow guided another prey to the agriculture world. Half an hour later, only Meowmeow exited the portal. However, as the black-winged angel was a pervert by nature, he only wore a towel when he came out.
Many angry women in the crowd stopped thinking when they saw Meowmeow's handsome face and firm abs. When they met his eyes, their legs guided them to him.
Wei Yuan sighed and opened the way for the girls. Meowmeow politely gestured, guiding them to his love nest. Because of his action, a strange queue was formed in the middle of the chaotic crowd.
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Meanwhile, Leo had been watching Meowmeow's interaction with the crowd. He facepalmed.
"I can't believe women fell for a freaking statue. What the hell is wrong with their taste in men?! Is it because the THING is ROCK HARD?!"
