Chapter 268 – Florida Man Allegedly Killed Stripper by Throwing Landmine on Her Dance Stage.
Leo stared at the fight between overlord Lucky and his subordinate. The two werewolves looked like heavyweight boxers duking it out.
No Qi, no magic, just pure manliness.
Leo respected their choices. He glanced at the nearby green elves and lightly exuded his killing intent.
The immortal elves shrank back in fear. They also noticed the female divine elf on Leo's shoulder, but none of them dared to stop or call out Leo.
"You three, go home. You too, Cat! Stop eating random things around here and leave!"
Cat was still busy eating Rockhart's corpse. She pouted at Leo.
"Nom-Nom Meow!" (I haven't eaten enough yet!)
Leo knew what she wanted. He ejected a chunk of raw mad cow's meat and threw it at her.
Cat's monster mouth was faster than a hungry dog's mouth. She caught it and chewed it in glee.
"You'll get more if you obediently return. Go home."
Cat repeatedly nodded. She transformed into a human while her mouth was still chewing the meat earlier.
Seeing that the troublemaker chose to leave, Taxi and Ricardo nodded at Leo and followed after the dark dryad.
After the liabilities were gone, Leo tossed Eleanor's limbless body on the ground and muttered an incantation of creation magic. He created a new magic spell – Soul Bind.
Seven rainbow metal chains, made of karma water, bound Eleanor's body and latched her with the seven floating magic circles around her. They tightened the bind as if the chains wished to tear her body into pieces.
Leo sat next to Eleanor to monitor her regeneration rate. While he observed Eleanor, he closed his eyes and returned his consciousness to the simulation mode.
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On a grassland that Leo used as a battleground, a clone of Eleanor stood 300 meters away from Leo. Donned in a jewel crown and see-through dress, she seductively moved her hips and played with a wane in her hand in a sexual way.
Leo gazed at the clone of Esen's mother. He let out a long sigh while he glanced at the clone's status.
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Name: Eleanor Sydin, the Transcendent
Race: Divine Elf
Age: 155,268
Cultivation Base: Transcendent Level 1
Skills: Transcended Dao of True Immortality, Transcended Dao of Necromancy, Transcended Dao of Grand Curse, True Death Grand Magic
Specials: Divine Elf Bloodline, Grand Succubi Bloodline, Vampire Progenitor Bloodline
Favorite Weaponry: Divine Cane of Seven Virtues, Cursed Wane of Seven Sins
Potential Percentage: 1,000%
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Leo miscalculated. Although Eleanor's current cultivation base reached the karmic sovereign stage, the system gave birth to a stronger version which became a huge issue. Because of her abnormal dao and cultivation strength, Leo kept losing to her.
As the clone had defeated Leo in the simulation mode so many times, she started to get cocky. She no longer proactively tried to defeat him after she was summoned. Instead, she teased him, tempting him with her bodily charm.
The clone slowly stripped her clothes, trinkets, and footwear. She shook her hips and touched various parts of her body.
Leo was annoyed. Had the clone been Esen, he would have stripped naked and jumped her without hesitation. However, he was sane enough not to fall for a hag.
'Should I lower the difficulty? But if I do, I can't copy her skills or materialize her personal weapon.'
He tried one more time. This time, Leo chose not to rely on any weapon, dao domain, or magic. He charged at Eleanor's clone head-on.
Eleanor giggled and tossed her weapons away. She opened her arms and allowed Leo to punch her.
Leo closed the distance and reached a punching range. He threw a right hook toward Eleanor's face.
THUMP!
Suddenly, Leo's heart clenched. His entire body was paralyzed for no reason.
Eleanor's eyes and her heart-shaped crotch tattoo glowed in pink light while she ogled Leo's manly physique. This wasn't her first time using the cursed wane of seven sins to bind Leo's soul. She gently stroked Leo's face and slowly stripped him.
Leo knew what she was aiming for. This divine elf was not just a regular elf but a mixed succubus and vampire. Moreover, he once got bitten in various parts and lost all his blood before.
"Do you like my blood that much? Fine, I'll grant you something better!"
As Leo understood that he would lose to the clone again, he chose to preserve his pride by self-detonating his body!
BOOOOOM!
Leo's flesh and blood radiated in rainbow light. A rainbow flame erupted, devouring the entire star system and Eleanor's clone with it.
Leo's artificial soul ejected from his flesh. He mimicked Aslan's personal soul technique, regenerating his lost flesh and blood and restoring his fleshly body.
RUMBLE
The destroyed planets also restored themselves. The grassland planet and the other neighboring stars looked brand new as if the fight had never happened.
DING
<Congratulations! You have defeated Eleanor Sydin's shadow at the maximum difficulty!>
<If you defeat her 999 more times, you can learn one of her skills!>
<If you defeat her 9,999 more times, you can manifest one of her personal weapons in reality!>
"…"
Leo landed on the grassland and pursed his lips. He managed to destroy Eleanor's soul by self-detonating. However, that wasn't the answer he was searching for.
He needed a better method to kill Eleanor. Destroying the entire planet to kill this woman was overkill.
Suddenly, Leo had an epiphany. He thought of a partial destruction technique, which limited the blasting range. Testing his theory, Leo stretched his right arm and made it explode.
BOOOOOM
A massive mushroom cloud and a wide flame blast engulfed the entire planet. The star slowly cracked and was broken into pieces.
RUMBLE
Again, the star repaired itself and became anew. Leo's arm, flesh, bone, and blood also regenerated.
"Still too strong. How about a finger…"
BOOOOM!
This time, a small nuke exploded. The blast consumed everything within 1,000 kilometers in diameter at first. However, the flame spread and consumed the entire planet in an hour, turning the entire planet into a new Sun.
Leo stood in the sea of flame and gazed at his missing pinky finger. He deeply sighed.
"That's not it either. I can't detonate my flesh at all or the entire star will be destroyed. How about something smaller… such as a drop of my blood?"
The experiment continued…
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10 minutes in the real world was equal to 10,000 minutes in the dantian universe. After seven days of experiment, Leo finished his preparation. He summoned Eleanor's clone to fight again.
The clone stopped playing around. She reinforced her clothes, wane, and cane with unknown pink miasma fog. Then, she glared into Leo's eyes.
Leo flinched as he sensed something entering his brain. The next second, his physical brain melted into goo!
Leo's soul was ejected from the body, but he didn't give up. He commanded his flesh and blood within the dying body with his Qi.
The melted brain reverted to a functioning brain once more. Leo's soul reentered the body and grumbled.
"Damn that mind attack again. That's kinda annoying."
Leo stomped his feet and created a magic circle underneath his feet. He also poured karma water out of his skin pores.
Rainbow blood manifested from the circle. At the same time, transparent blood from Leo's body mixed with the magical blood, creating a new substance.
Eleanor's face changed. She kicked the ground and teleported 100 light years away from the planet.
Leo finally confirmed his hypothesis. He burst into laughter and pursued the fleeing clone while bringing the mixed blood along.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, HONEY?! COME BACK HERE!"
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An hour passed since Lucky and Overlord Lucky exchanged fists. They took a step back and panted in exhaustion.
The overlord did everything he could, but he failed to crack the golem. Vice versa, Lucky did his best, but the overlord's regenerative power negated the accumulated damage on his body. In the end, both couldn't harm each other.
Overlord Lucky finally smiled. He stood straight and extended his hand.
"Good fight. I'm Lucky of Fenrir Werewolf. What's your name, golem?"
"Hmm, woof?" Lucky was confused at first. But since the overlord showed his respect, he did the same. "My name is also Lucky, woof! I'm one of the Florida Domain's Heavenly Kings, woof!"
They shook hands and gazed at each other in the eyes. The overlord nodded in approval even though the copycat's name slightly offended him.
"I guess your creator used my blood essence to make you. Well, since you are my copy, won't you follow me and work for me? Our race welcomes you with open arms!"
Lucky snickered and shook his head, "No, thanks, woof! My place is very comfy, woof! I won't betray my master also, woof!"
"…I see that you are faithful to your master. Is his name Florida Man?"
"Yes. He's over there, woof."
Both werewolves turned and looked at Leo, who was still meditating next to Eleanor's limbless body.
Overlord Lucky gave Leo a meaningful look. Although Leo looked defenseless, he chose not to provoke him. They might have a grudge against each other, but the overlord was not in the mood to exact his revenge.
He looked at the copycat and sized him up. Upon noticing the strange clothes on the golem, he bitterly smiled.
"Did Florida Man give you those treasures?"
Lucky puffed his chest, "Yes, woof! My master is very kind, woof!"
"I envy you. I wish my master had half of your master's generosity."
"What do you mean, woof?"
"…We're her slaves…Never mind." Overlord Lucky closed his eyes and deeply sighed. He patted the golem's shoulder, "Cherish your master and your colleagues. I hope that you can replace me and become the new pillar of our race in the future."
"What do you mean, woof?"
The overlord didn't answer. He faded away, leaving the entire planet.
"…"
Lucky looked at the sky as he sensed the overlord's presence leaving this planet. He sensed a tinge of sadness in the overlord's voice.
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Meanwhile, Dowbad already put on his clothes and sat on the captain's seat. He gazed at the monitors, which broadcasted the movements of Overlord Lucky and Leo.
Seeing that the overlord had retreated, Dowbad glanced at Eleanor who had become a captive.
"Heh. If you die, the DEZNUTS council's president seat will be empty. Since I'm also a karmic sovereign, I have the qualification to claim that! Thanks for driving your daughters away, idiot queen! Your throne will be mine!! OPERATORS, FOCUS ALL WEAPONS ON THAT PLANET! CONCENTRATE EVERYTHING ON THE QUEEN ELEANOR!! KILL HER AND ERASE THAT PLANET!!"
Cubic motherships gradually transformed into cylinders. They rotated and condensed a massive black lightning ball, black fireball, and black karma water at the center.
The combination of three energies created a faint rainbow light. The motherships' modules and hulls cracked as they couldn't contain the rampaging energy anymore.
On the monitors of Dowbad's ship, the feed showed the capacity rate of 120%. The captain burst into laughter and ordered his men.
"FIRE AT WILL!! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!"
All cylinders unleashed faint rainbow beams toward the planet of green elves!
