Chapter 208 – Florida Man Sued Celebrity for Sexual Harassment as She Violated Him in His Sleep. He Demands the Assailant to Redo the Activity While He Is Awake.
RUMBLE
As if the bus understood Leo's intention, it arrived at the Florida Domain and safely landed on West Road.
Meanwhile, Leo was still asleep. He didn't feel a thing even though someone made a mess on his bed.
Esen quickly got off the bed, but her legs trembled. She lost count of how many times she went into a spasm and lost control of herself.
Ivy brought Esen a towel to clean herself. She guided her master to a bathroom and brought her clothes along. Before she left, she glanced at the mess on the blanket.
"…"
Ivy waved her fingers. All stains and foul scent disappeared like smoke. After getting rid of the evidence, she followed her master to the bathroom.
A few seconds later, Leo slightly opened his eyes and glanced at Ivy. He pursed his lips and looked under the blanket.
"I can't believe she used me to fap. Damn."
Leo sat up and grumbled. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep so that he could play with the dantian universe system. Although four hours had passed, Leo spent 4,000 hours in his pocket universe to defeat Esen's shadow 5,000 times in a row.
A thousand victories earned him one of Esen's personal skills. But when Leo defeated her for the 5,000th time, he obtained something different.
Using the technique Leo had learned, he touched his chest. Then, he slowly pulled the staff that Esen's shadows used.
Formerly, it was named the Staff of Corrupted Divine Elf. But after Leo possessed it, the name changed.
While Leo was holding the staff, a red system screen appeared and identified the object.
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[Holy Staff of Floridian Singularity]
Can only be used by Floridians. Can be switched to firearm mode.
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The tip had the shape of a gun's muzzle while the shaft was made of glowing white material, which resembled the spiral stair's metal in the Immortalium Mountain.
Instead of producing an ominous aura, it released soothing warm air and a scent of random flowers. The odor changed every minute.
Leo already tested the staff, and he knew what it could do.
After bringing the staff out, Leo stored it in his personal spatial ring. He also tossed the alien pen in there so that he wouldn't forget about it.
While Esen and Ivy took a bath together, Leo ignored them and put on his clothes. Then, he stepped out of his room and drove the bus to park his car.
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Leo returned to the workshop floor. He headed to one of the workshops with a spare cauldron. Along the way, the workshop's mannequins and a few disciples who came to study alchemy made ways for him to pass through.
When Leo arrived at the cauldron room, he ejected a droplet of black lava and held it in his palm.
ZZZZ
The lava slowly changed color from black to white. As usual, his radioactive flesh and blood converted this material into something else.
As soon as the mutation was finished, Leo tossed the white murky fluid into the cauldron and pressed the research button.
DING
<You have discovered the Breast Milk of Virgin Prophet.>
"…"
Deep down inside Leo's heart, he prayed that the prophet was a woman. Otherwise, nobody could explain to others what they were from when someone decided to drink it.
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Breast Milk of Virgin Prophet
This liquid can be extracted from a virgin apostle of a virtuous deity. It is known to be one of the most nutritious drinks that cultivators can consume. Legends said that whoever consumed a cup of this milk every day would achieve immortality even though they never cultivated it.
Can be used in cooking and alchemy.
[Alchemy Recipe: Essence of Goddess]
100cc of Breast Milk of Virgin Prophet
100cc of Yin Fluid
Yin Essence
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Nothing was complicated for this white liquid. However, Leo wondered what the milk tasted.
Testing the water, Leo poured black lava into the cauldron and spat into it. A few seconds later, the black liquid turned white.
Leo opened his shopping menu and purchased a ladle. He scooped the milk and took a sip.
It was sweet. It tasted like fruit milk in the modern world. Also, it had an annoying side effect.
Leo pursed his lips and looked at his groin. Upon looking down, his boner wiggled its rod to say hi to Leo.
"This ain't prophet milk! This is a damn Viagra milk! Dammit!"
He wasn't ashamed of the untiming boner, but showing a boner in front of passing-by subordinates would be humiliating. Leo adjusted his pants and underwear to hide it.
After correcting his boner, Leo brought out a sample of Immortalium raw ore. He flipped it around for a while, waiting for it to transform.
Although materials rarely changed properties when Leo touched them, it was worth trying. Leo hoped that something inside might react to his radiation.
He wasn't disappointed. A minute later, the black ore turned white. He tossed it to the cauldron to research it.
DING
<You have discovered Crystalized Breast Milk of Virgin Prophet.>
Leo facepalmed.
"I should have known."
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Crystalized Breast Milk of Virgin Prophet
If the Breast Milk of Virgin Prophet is left alone for one year, it usually hardens and forms a crystal. This crystal is the result of such chemical reactions.
Although the crystal cannot be used in cooking, it can be smelted and refined into Goddess Milkium Ingots. Many immortal blacksmiths and weapon refiners value it highly as the material can bestow the holy trait to the crafted weapon when it is used as a catalyst.
Cannot be used in alchemy or cooking.
Can be smelted into ingots in blacksmith workshops or related facilities.
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Looking at the result, Leo thought of the black ingots in the refinery. He wondered if he should go back there and convert everything to this nonsense mineral.
"Tsk. I just want some materials to make my AK47. Can I replace the Immortalium with Goddess Milkium?"
There could only be one answer. As a self-proclaimed scientist, Leo pursued the truth for the sake of his curiosity and silly inspiration.
However, going back and forth between Florida Domain and the refinery was time-consuming. Also, he didn't need to go there himself as many workers here lacked jobs.
Leo left the workshop to find Taxi and Ricardo.
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Far away from Leo's planet, billions of light years away from Leo's galaxy was a cluster of 70 galaxies. Their swastika-shaped galaxies were identical, and every star orbited in sync. Thus, none of the galaxies were at risk of colliding with each other.
Deep within one of the 70 swastika-shaped galaxies was a green planet, which was one of many homes of elves. Among the local population, dark elves and light elves coexisted in peace.
In a rural mountainous region, Simba, aka Ohio Man, stood in front of a black mountain. He wielded a shining pickaxe and smacked the wall of the black rock.
BOOM
Several chunks of Immortalium ores fell from the black mountain. Simba collected them in his storage ring and stopped working.
When he turned around, he found many dark elves, who were busy mining the same ore. However, they weren't as efficient as him.
"You're strong, Simba! You're done already?" One of Simba's colleagues praised him.
"I only need some Immortalium to make some pans and kitchen tools for my wife. I won't trouble you."
"Damn! If our blacksmiths had heard this, they would have fumed in rage! Why are you using Immortalium to make kitchen tools, dude? We need them to make weapons!"
Ohio Man shrugged. "Ester is terrible at controlling her Qi. She always destroyed our kitchen tools whenever she cooked. I need something sturdier."
"Hahahah! Well, tough luck, dude. Even though Her Highness Ester is disqualified from the throne, she is still a royalty. Obviously, her foundation and cultivation are profound and mysterious. Even though she's a sage, she can fight on par with an entity!"
"You overpraised my wife, haha!"
Simba chatted with his friends for 30 minutes and excused himself. He brought the mineral home.
When Simba returned home, he visited his child and his wife first. Then, he entered a workshop at the back of his house.
On his workshop desk, there was a framed photo of a family of four. The two adults were a Caucasian man and a woman in a lab coat, who were his foster parents.
A young boy that the father hugged was a brown-haired kid with a pair of unique green eyes. This boy was the biological son of the two scientist parents, and they seemed to love him the most.
As for the other kid, he was a 4-year-old child. However, his skin was black. He was also the adopted child of the family.
That 4-year-old child was none other than Simba!
Simba glanced at the photo of his old family, he smiled at his foster parents in the picture.
"I'll do my best again, dad, mom, brother. Watch over me from Heaven, okay?"
Simba took a deep breath and walked toward a black furnace, which was made from an otherworldly material. He put some red lumber inside and lit them on fire with his Qi.
While watching the red lumber burn, Simba thought of the time he spent with his foster family. It lasted only two years, but every moment was memorable, especially when he played with his elder brother.
Simba bitterly smiled. He wondered what kind of crazy bastard his brother would become had he survived the calamity on Earth.
