(MC POV)
Tsuki and I got out of our vehicle after making sure our clothes were immaculate after what we had been doing inside for the past hour.
My little sister had a look of obvious satisfaction on her face while she hugged my arm, looking like she was out on a date rather than on a spy mission… Which I suppose she actually was, now that I think about it.
"There it is," I pointed at the lone, featureless, rectangular building that was out in the middle of the desert.
From here, it looks more like a rectangular rock that was dropped right in the middle of a desert than anything else.
"Mmm… Aniue… I feel so full… So loved… Ehehehe~" Tsuki mumbled, nuzzling her cheek against my arm.
I suppose expecting her to stay in her role of being an 'elite spy' was pretty much impossible right now.
Oh well, let's just carry her along until the important parts, that is if she still intends to care about the setting of this World anyway.
Agent Z then drove off in the car, since a black limo in the middle of the desert was really conspicuous. Not that it actually mattered either since we should have found our own way here but Tsuki just kept going on top of me so I just decided to do a bit of reality warping to teleport us here.
"Tsuki, we're at the enemy base. How should we infiltrate it?"
"Ehehe… I want Aniue to infiltrate my secret place instead~"
I raised my eyebrow at her, "Do you want to do it again? Because we can if you want to."
"Mmm… Tempting… Ah! Sorry Aniue! I'm ok now! Where are we?!" She asked, finally snapping back to her senses.
I pointed at the building ahead of us.
"Oh! We're already here?! Let's go steal back that artefact, Aniue! Do we go in now?"
I cleared my throat, "That was the question I wanted to ask you. How do you want to approach this? We could go the loud way or the stealth way."
"Oh~ Umm… Spies should be sneaky right, Aniue? So shouldn't we sneak in as well?"
"We could do that, but do you have any plans on how to sneak in?"
"The disguises of course! Isn't that the reason why we brought them along in the first place?"
Truth be told… The disguises she chose to bring along were more like cosplay outfits than disguises… But oh well, nothing a bit of reality manipulation can't fix if things go a little south.
I let Tsuki choose the disguises we would wear and she pulled out two sets of clothes for us out of thin air.
Holding up the cosplay… Ahem… Holding up the disguise that Tsuki handed me, I shot her a questioning look.
"So… What are we?" I asked, referring to what kind of role we would play with these clothes.
Tsuki giggled, "What do you think Aniue? Isn't it obvious? We're a dashingly handsome doctor and the extremely attractive nurse that he's banging~"
I'm not even going to comment on that last part…
"And how would this disguise help us sneak into the facility?" I asked.
"Oh! You're the new doctor that got assigned to the base to take care of them because the main office just changed the company policy to include proper health care! They'll definitely let us in for sure!"
…
Ok… Yeah, let's go with that.
The two of us changed out of our suits and into our new clothes, mine even had a doctor bag and a stethoscope hanging around my neck.
Tsuki immediately gasped at the sight, conjuring up the cameras to float around me to snap pictures excessively.
"Ahhh!!! Aniue!! So cool!! You're so cooooool!! Look over here! Over here!! Ahhhh!! So cool!!!" She squealed, which was something I've already gotten used to so I didn't mind.
I let her have her fun taking multiple pictures of me and only reminded her that we were supposed to infiltrate the bunker after she was done.
The two of us walked up to the entrance of the base side by side where a group of mean looking grunts were standing guard while armed with automatic weapons.
As expected, they motioned us to stop the moment we got even closer to the gate.
"Halt! This is private property! Who are you and what are you doing here?!" The leader demanded.
Tsuki came forward and scowled at him, "How dare you?! Don't you know who you're speaking to?! This is Doctor Aniue, the best medical practitioner in the entire World! What kind of reception is this?! Look at these ungrateful idiots, doctor! I already said this place is wasted on you!"
The guards all looked confused by her proclamation. In fact, even I was confused since I had no idea what she was referring to either.
Tsuki turned to me, "Look at this, doctor! To think not only did they make us walk all the way out here, they even refused us entry! We should not have helped them fight for their silly little medical benefits!!"
The last two words seemed to have gotten the guards' attention.
"Umm… I apologise but… Did you just say health benefits?" The leader asked.
"That's right! HQ finally approved of giving everyone health benefits and they sent the two of us over to take care of you! Do you know even your dental is covered too?!"
The guards started whispering amongst themselves, clearly excited.
I never really bothered to check but were the conditions around here really that bad? They don't even have dental? What kind of evil organisation even is this?
One of the guards spoke up, "Umm… I think I heard someone mention about new policies being implemented. Perhaps this was one of them?"
Another one also nodded, "I think I saw a few more sickbays springing up around the base as well. They must have been preparing for something like this."
That prompted the other guards to also start chiming in with changes they noticed around the base that seemed to have been made in preparation for my arrival. The only problem was that there really shouldn't have been anything like this considering we were literally just making this up.
Was this all a coincidence or something? Because I most certainly did not change any of this…
Tsuki was sporting a frown on her face though I could tell that she was secretly smirking inside, "Hmph! And to think this little idiot dared to raise his voice at us?! Maybe we should just head back to and tell those other idiots that the people here don't deserve any medical benefits!"
The leader turned to me sheepishly, "We are terribly sorry, Doctor Aniue, we seemed to have missed the memo about your arrival… I sincerely hope you can forgive us…"
I wave my hand pretentiously, "It's fine. Don't let this happen again."
"Yes, Doctor Aniue!! Open the gates!"
The heavy metal gates of the base slowly descended into the ground, opening the way for both Tsuki and I to enter the base.
I don't even know how a plan as crazy as this worked… Was it Tsuki's doing? Did she 'create' something to influence this World as well?
Did she also make her own changes?
Hmm… You know what, I don't actually want to know…
As I had been saying so far, this is her date so let's just roll with it.
