(Iris POV)
"So what is this 'Divine Showdown'?" I asked, tilting my head at him curiously.
It's quite clear to me that this little thing was trying its best to keep the big Cai Hong from slaughtering everyone here.
How naive~ If I really wanted them dead, I would not have even bothered to ask Cai Hong to do it~ What I want was for them to suffer before they perish~
For their audacity to plot against Master, there can be no other fate left for them~
The patriarch thing looked at me weirdly, "A… A Divine being that doesn't know about the concept of a Divine Showdown?"
I turned to Cai Hong, "Ara, ara? I think the bad man is asking you to eat him, Cai Hong~"
"Ahhh!! Wait, wait, wait! Of course a greater being like yourself would find something as mundane as this beneath your notice! Please grant me the honour of explaining it!"
I smiled at him and nodded for him to go ahead.
He took a moment to compose himself before continuing, "Ahem… As mortals, we are allowed to challenge the Gods to a competition of sorts where if we win, we will receive favours or prizes from the Gods in question… Our… Our revolution happened because we managed to beat the Gods in their orgasm challenge and we took their Divinities as a result. I am now invoking this right to challenge you to that very same challenge as well."
"Ara? So if you win this orgasm challenge with me, you get to take my Divinity? So what if I win?"
"You will get a part of my essence to strengthen your Divinity…"
"Ufufufu~ Trading a Divine's Divinity for scraps of a mortal's essence. That does not really look like a fair trade, don't you think?"
He seemed to be at a loss of words after hearing my argument.
I see how things work in this World now~
The Gods all see the mortals as existences below them and allow themselves to be challenged for their own amusement. They do not expect these mortals to win and thus accept an imbalance in the rewards for the challenges.
This little mortal is banking on the possibility that I would also let my own hubris get to me and make me underestimate him, allowing him to entrap me and turn this situation to his favour.
Even after I've pointed out his shortcomings, he is still thinking he's a step ahead of me? How interesting~
I looked at him, "Well, I don't really mind since it's clear that you are at a complete disadvantage from the start~ So are you going to attempt this orgasm challenge with me as well?"
"That… Yes, I am."
"And what are the rules?"
"I can do anything I want to make you orgasm in an hour. You are only allowed to sexually stimulate me in order to prevent me from succeeding. If you orgasm even once in that hour, it will be my win. But if you manage to hold out for an entire hour, it will be your win."
Ara, ara? I see, I see.
If you look at it objectively, it looks like the terms are stacked very heavily in his favour. But if you were to put into perspective that he was up against a Divine Being capable of manipulating reality, the advantage actually still lies with me.
I smiled at him, "Are you really sure you want to attempt this? I think if you were to attempt this, your dignity might take such a huge hit that you would be begging to die instead. Perhaps you should just let me kill you with your dignity still intact?"
"Ah… Isn't it human nature to struggle despite facing uncertain odds?"
"Ufufufu~ I can assure you that your odds of failure are definitely far from being uncertain~ But very well, I accept this challenge~ Cai Hong, won't you go play with the little Qilin for now?"
The dragon transformed herself back to her child form and pouted at me, "Cai Hong no watch Mama bully bad men?"
"Ufufufu~ As much as I would like to, Papa might come back later. You wouldn't want Papa to catch you looking at this would you?"
"Mnnn… Cai Hong go play with big doggy then. Big doggy! Fly!"
She ran off towards where the Qilin was waiting for her as though already expecting such a development, the beast allowing her to climb on her back before flying away.
I then released my hold over everyone above, letting them move again.
As I had already predicted, the little patriarch mortal immediately pointed his finger at me, "Alright! Let's start this challenge! Everyone! Redirect your own pleasure senses to her and commence self pleasure!!"
Ara, ara? How interesting~
So this is how they win against those Gods. They used their own disadvantage of feeling more pleasure from the Gods and turned it into an advantage by redirecting it to them, overwhelming the Gods with the feeling of mortal pleasure.
Everyone in the courtyard did as instructed and flew down to the ground, surrounding me with a space of about a few metres in between us. Their bodies glowed as they used their little trick of sacrificing their pleasure senses to redirect them to me.
They then proceeded to strip off their pants and started jerking themselves off in front of me, impressing me with the fact that they could still get themselves hard despite not feeling any pleasure.
I suppose they must have used another skill for that.
Instantly, I could feel the pleasure that they were feeling, as though I was jerking myself off several hundred times all at once.
The little patriarch had a smug look on his face like he had won, only for his smile to fade away when he realised that I still maintained my normal look as though I wasn't affected at all.
I even went ahead to yawn at him just to taunt him.
"Change to her gender!" He instructed.
The males immediately took out pills and swallowed them, allowing their bodies to slowly morph into a female's before they continued their masturbation.
The pleasure of rubbing my pussy several hundred times started to assault my senses but I still maintained my smile at him.
I even went ahead to conjure up a chair to relax in while maintaining eye contact with him.
"Do let me know when the hour is up~" I told him casually, crossing my leg over the other.
It's simple, really.
I have experienced absolute perfection before and orgasmed from it. Anything short of perfection would be unable to make me climax at all.
In other words, the only being in existence that can actually make me cum is Master and Master alone.
These little mortals really are cute to think they could replace Master~
They could put the time limit at an entire year and that would not have made any difference at all.
It really is amusing to see them struggle so much though~
Oh, but I do have something fun planned for them once this hour is up. Let's just see what else they have in store for me?
