Chapter 14 – The Doctrine of Man
Xia Ping suddenly thought of spamming. A spamming is an art of promoting one’s work through cheap tactics, it’s a low cost and highly efficient advertising method. There were many works back on the earth, which become an overnight success through the art of spamming. The impact of crazy speculations was very big, if there were any new releases such as movies, theatres, or products all the personals related to that work will become crazy netizens and start spewing wild speculations on every forum and blogs making the market volatile.
Xia Ping was already black belly so he didn’t hesitate and logged into the eagle forum, one of the most popular forums on the Yan Huang. He founded that the Yan Huang netizens were very innocent. There was no sign of spamming on the forum, thinking what’s about to come on these poor souls, Xia Ping could not help but reveal a villainous smile.
Xia Ping immediately used the earth forums most common trick – Sockpuppet and posted: “Bai Rong sensei, one of the best novels that I had come across in recent years. It’s heavenly work ah! Others eroge novels are simply crap in front of it.”
“OMG! This novel opens a new era of eroge. The author is a rising star in this industry.”
“Thank you brother for sharing this nectar of god’s with us. The author’s writing style is too good.”
Using sock puppet ideology he posted further posts under different names. Xia Ping used various flattering words and speeches to emphasize the novel, even he could not help but shy about it. Too much good is bad for health so he also raised a few criticisms.
“Fu*k, what a shit load of work. It’s simply waste of time, even my 10 year old son can write better than it.”
“Rubbish, it too unsightly, aaah! My eyes, they are burning. These Yangzhou district dogs truly have lost it. Fu*k, what god’s work, it’s an 8 year old scribble. Who don’t know that Yangzhou district is famous for being no literature land, they are at least 100 years behind than my Jizhou district!”
Whole Yan Huang was divided into nine different districts; Yangzhou, Jizhou, Qingzhou, Xuzhou, Jingzhou, Yuzhou, Yizhou, Yongzhou and Yanzhou. All districts were under different heads, thus developments of every district were distinct from each other and as sage’s had said – Difference’s leads to contradictions. There were many frictions among the districts. Xia Ping took advantage of these frictions and started a flame war.
“These Jizhou district dogs will really jump over the wall just because they had few celebrity writers.”
“The Jizhou district dogs really love beating a dead horse, all the famous writers of their district are getting old now and still they are proud as peacock hahahaha.”
“This world truly don’t lack idiots.”
The Yangzhou district netizens immediately posted.
“The body of a starved camel is still bigger than a living horse. You humble Yangzhou monkeys will never understand the truth.” Jizhou district countered.
“Well, I really don’t understand why the Jizhou district bastards are so smelly, really a mouse vision is an inch long. There are really no good people in Jizhou district. One must be just and fair in his life.” A Qingzhou district netizen replied.
“Fu*k yourself Qingzhou bit*h. Qingzhou district people should be the last one to talk about just and fair. Go and catch your frauds first.” A Jizhou netizen angrily posted.
As most of the people logged into the forum at night this flame war was escalated to unimaginable height on the forum. In just an hour there were 3.6 million views and there were about 90,000 comments. The madness of war was so much that people were hired to shout abuse’s on the forum. Even the eagle forum admin’s were alerted but it was helpless as they never faced anything like this before. And Xia Ping the whistleblower was very calm as there were many same incidents had already happened on the earth before.
A good blacksmith strikes when the iron is hot, so Xia Ping immediately posted:
“The Doctrine of Man – Bai Rong sensei. I always lacked stamina for every work, even my wife looks down on me. But after reading this novel she started worshipping me hahahahaha.”
“Yes, this is not just a novel it’s aphrodisiac. First, I didn’t believe upon it, but after reading the novel, I couldn’t stop myself from it.”
“Is it really that good?”
“Yes, and it’s better than viagra.”
“Brother, I’m so grateful towards you for sharing this great work with us.”
A group of unknown netizens praised the novel.
“I believe sharing is caring, don’t be so polite.” Xia Ping replied.
