Vasilisius, the Sect Master of the Jade Snake Sect and Yukihime, the Sect master of the Winter Lotus Sect were lovers?!
I had never expected this because they clearly hate each other. In fact, they are fighting against one another right about now, Yukihime was using her freezing blade, while Vasilisius was using daggers made of materialized poison that looked like as if they were made of purple crystal.
CLASH! CLASH!
The two began to fight while barking at one another. Ugh, I hate couples like these, I wish I never become something like this with Benladann… I hope, I really hope so!
"You were never good at bed anyways!" said Yukihime.
"H-How dare you say such a thing?! You always said you were happy with me in bed!" roared Vasilisius.
"That was obviously a big fat lie, idiot! Happy in bed? With you? Hah! Come on, don't make me laugh!" laughed Yukihime.
"Y-You're really a fucking witch! I am going to dismantle you! I am going to tear you apart!!!" roared Vasilisius.
"You're going to what?! We are both ghosts, dumbass with erectile dysfunction!" roared Yukihime.
"Y-You're a monster!" cried Vasilisius.
She really was, she was hitting him where it hurt the most, damn, Yukihime, just when I was beginning to have a more favorable impression of you, you come with shit like this…
"Okay, okay, you two, stop fighting please…" I sighed.
Vasilisius looked at me hatefully.
"How can you be with this woman?! She's a monster, a wrench!" he said.
"I know, she's just sticking with me, I didn't invited her." I said.
"W-What? But Drake, you invited me!" said Yukihime with puppy eyes.
"Well yes, I did but… Eh, I am not that motivated to be with her or something." I said.
"So weird! So what are you even?" asked Vasilisius.
"Just allies, I also stole her inheritance, I just beat her… And I will beat you too and ask you for info later." I said.
"You didn't beat me completely! You actually offered me to make me a body and revive me!" said Yukihime.
"Well yeah but you're stronger as a ghost to be honest…" I said.
"I want a body back eventually!" barked Yukihime.
"Sure, sure, I did promise it, I keep my promises." I sighed.
"You truly believe a body can be revived or brought back?! You're probably nothing more than bones anyways!" said Vasilisius angrily at Yukihime.
"Likewise! You're also a pile of bones and a living fart!" said Yukihime.
"W-Who are you calling living fart?!" asked Vasilisius in anger.
"Well you're literally a cloud of poisonous gases, how's that not a living fart?" asked Yukihime.
"You're really stepping out of the line there!" roared Vasilisius.
I got bored of hearing them discuss so much, so I quickly pushed forward, jumping towards Vasilisius.
"Huh?!"
CLASH! CLASH! CLASH!
I coated my hands with my freezing soul, as I unleashed a series of powerful fist attacks, they were charged with the power to directly damage souls thanks to Death Magic.
"Aghhh?! Y-You bastard!"
He roared back and tried to fight me with his daggers, both daggers pierced my chest and made my blood flow like rivers, but I was mostly unmoved.
"W-Wait, hold on a second…" he muttered in surprise.
"Hm? Wait, that's it? That wasn't even good enough, you're really rusty." I laughed as I raised my leg and kicked his face. He was getting surprised because I could hit a ghost.
"Uaggh…! How can you even hit me if I am a ghost?! And it hurts so badly too!" he cried desperately.
"Any magic attack can affect Ghosts, if you infuse magic into a physical attack, it can damage ghosts too, its basic stuff, how can you not even know this, are you really… an ancestor?" I asked.
"O-Of course I am an ancestor! How dare you say that I am undeserving of such a title, you stupid maggot-GEHH?!"
CLASH!
I punched him in the face and threw him down.
He was very weak…
"Unngh… Aaghh… It hurts… my soul hurts… Y-You bastard, you're really going to kill me!" he cried.
"Not really… Agh, this is so boring. Okay just listen to me, become my ally, I am already protecting your Sect and I even revived one of your kids, isn't that enough to gain your trust?" I sighed.
"Y-You did what?!" he asked in disbelief.
I guess I should had started by telling him this shit first… I am really an idiot.
…
After explaining to Vasilisius what I did and more, with Yukihime and Mikoto backing me up, he barely managed to believe me…
So we ended also by making him go around town and hearing things from the people, I even awkwardly asked them stuff to ask me the literal answer that everyone knew about.
They couldn't see the ghost so they didn't really knew why I was asking such things, but I just ignored their reactions and continued walking away, completely unfazed by their glares and other things I couldn't care less for.
"See? Happy now? Now stop being so annoying." I sighed.
"I-I understand… Y-You've really gone beyond… but why? Why would you aid complete strangers?" he asked.
"Hm? Why?" I asked.
"This world… it is filled with bloodshed, war, unforgiveness… Those with power only use it to abuse the weak… But… yet… you helped those in need and even helped us reconcile… With your amazing powers… Despite how more realistic it would had been for you to just slaughter us all for your own benefits… Why… Why did you choose to help us?" he asked.
"Why? Well, I am not really into slaughtering innocent people… And I am happy with what I have right now, I decided to take a path that was unconventional, a path where I don't become a murderous and insane person. It just leaves a bad taste on my mouth, you know? I got a wife and soon a kid… And yeah, I also wanted you to produce resources for me so its better to keep you alive." I said.
"Eh? So that was it!" he said.
